Jokes

[Baldrick]

The Haitian government launched an appeal for the world to supply JCB's to help shift the rubble an find the dead.
Please send your donations to Diggers4Niggers.com....
Baldy.





Ps i am not rascist and this joke is not intended to offend.if it does TOUGH.

[Erky]

The haitian government launched an appeal for the world to supply JCB's to help shift the rubble an find the dead.
Please send your donations to Diggers4Niggers.com....
Baldy.





Ps i am rascist and this joke is intended to offend.if it doesnt TOUGH.

Racist!

[Herman The German]

Well im disgusted...'haitian" is spelled with a capital H !

[Baldrick]

omg hermy soorrry its been corrected.
no not rascist actually erkan, im trying to raise vital cash to help these poor people, shame you cant find it in your heart to raise a smile.

[The Nuclear Boner]

[azzammm]

Sweden rocks!! OS-GULD OS-GULD OS-GULD OS-GULD!!!!

[Herman The German]

Nice azzaammm..putting Sweden rocks in the pure comedy section!!

This shit writes itself!!
On a serious note: A Killer Whale has killed its trainer in Orlando Florida..
So now its a Killer Killer Whale ??
I hope it didnt do it on Porpoise.

And surely the clue was in its name all along.

[Baldrick]

Rejected ideas for windows 7...
"hi. im kate mcann and windows open was my idea."
"hi. im Josef Fritzl and no windows was my idea"
"Hi. im Harvey Price and licking windows was my idea"

[Baldrick]

Katie price and alex reid have already divorced.
Katie asked alex to turn on the veg?
Apparently wanking off harvey is not what she meant........

[Binky]

LOL hahahaaa i ♥ them.

[Binky]

Donald duck goes for a dirty weekend in a hotel but runs out of condoms, phones down to reception to ask for some more.
The girl tells them they will be right up and she asks if he would like them to be put on his bill.
He replies "of course thuckin not ill thuckin thufocate tell them to put it on my cock!"

[Shane]

I love my new girlfriend.

She loves me to dominate her, as she is totally submissive.

Funnily enough, she's French.


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Doing anything for Sport Relief?

Yes, I'm going to have a wank over Maria Sharapova.

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My nan pays me £20 a week to have sex with her, it's great.

That sounds so much better than she's got Alzheimers, I rape her once a week & I knick the £20 out of her purse.

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Its strange that my girlfriend will have my penis in her mouth, but is put off when she has to use my toothbrush

I suppose mine hasn't got a picture of bob the builder on it and doesn't play twinkle twinkle little star when its used like hers.

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I like it when a girl screams my name during sex so I have changed my name by deed poll to 'Getoff Yacunt'.

[Binky]

I think my mate is racist. I asked him to record Sport Relief last night and I told him not to bother with any of the boring bits but just the funny stuff.

I've just watched two hours of dying Africans.

[Herman The German]

have just found inner peace.
Its quite simple, just finish all the things you started but never finished.
I went round the house this afternoon looking for all the things I never finished.
The Vodka, the Baileys, the Rose wine and the valium.

You have no fucking idea how peaceful I feel now.

[Erky]

haha thats a good one hermy